I’ve always been a handsome lad.
I wear striped pants 'cause it’s the fad.
I will admit I have some flaws
Like nervous gait and snapping jaws.
She thinks that I’m a nincompoop
Since I like flies within my soup.
She used to love the way I walked
And even liked the way I stalked.
“I never bring her gifts”, it’s true.I shouldn’t get her dander up,
Cause she’s my little buttercup.
She might just wrap me up one day
and munch on me like insect prey.
I knew a chap who crossed the line.
The moral to this story is
To be romantic, mind your biz.
And always give your mate a hug
Since she can squish you like a bug!
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